From whence you came – A reply

Samantha Mumba

Probably you came here looking for images of Samantha Mumba, the patron saint of traffic, apparently. Sadly we get a lot of hits for this image and considering that the single picture we have of her is a very bosomy one, I humbly suggest you are a bunch of very frustrated guys. Very frustrated guys who are bored in work by the looks of things.

Thanks for the traffic guys.

Google medicals in Kent

I respectfully suggest you do not know how to use the internet. Typing into a generic search engine “Google medicals in Kent” is not a google search. Still, I hope that the Mills & Boon riff you ended up with made you laugh.

Thanks for the traffic guy.

Rental accomadation in Castlerea

Your bad spelling of accommodation brought you to our site. One of Michael’s posts is responsible for our spelling mistake, I’m leaving it stand. I hope you enjoyed me giving out about the killing of Garda McCabe in Castlerea, and that this didn’t stop you from visiting what, I am sure, is a perfectly wonderful town.

Thanks for the traffic guy.

"Most expensive element" Californium

You knew what you were looking for and I had done the research on this. It was a pleasant change that someone came looking for some information and got rewarded with exactly what they were looking for.

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Ho Chi Minh City blowjob

What the hell are you looking for fella? Going on holiday soon? Reading Michael’s diaries got you this far, but I don’t think we can help. Pervert.

Thanks(!) for the traffic guy.

Poetry on drugs, pain

This has come up a couple of times, courtesy of HotBot. I can’t find what page it brings you to, as the referrer tag seems to be broke. Not much poetry here now, but here is a haiku about drugs just in case you come back:

Hard drugs are brilliant
Take heroin and cocaine
Get out of your head

Hope this helps!

Thanks for the traffic guy.

Poetry John Hatcher

This brought you to Marked for Death starring Steven Seagal as John Hatcher. I seriously doubt this was what you were looking for. Sorry to waste you time. I have no idea who the real John Hatcher is.

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