82.6% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Scandanavia has a high suicide rate because the nights are six months long.

All Turks are mad.

In Turkey if a man performs a penetrative act on another man it does not make him gay.

Aids was caused by men in the congo having marital relations with monkeys.

The spire is the worlds largest sculpture.

The big toe is the most important toe for balance when walking.

Lee Harvey oswald worked alone.

Ireland is the greediest country in the world.