A Traditional list

What are my New Years Resolutions? Hmm. A list

1. Be on time for work
2. Learn how to tune a guitar (reasonable goals, reasonable goals)
3. Learn the words to the national anthem
4. Read more
5. Lose weight (16lbs)
6. Go to Cork more
7. Fart less in my cubicle
8. Blog more from home and less from work
9. Unless it’s NYE
10. Be proper Bo, I tell thee
11. Build or buy a house in the country
12. Get my wife driving
13. Fix my R/C plane
14. Learn how to fly an R/C plane
15. Tidy my desk
16. Drink more coffee
17. Drink less coke
18. Stop threatening Phil Coulter behind his back
19. Play more computer games
20. Clean my fish tank once a week
21. Buy more fish
22. BlueJack
23. Grow my hair again
24. Shave my beard at least once
25. Work harder
26. Love my wife and fight properly
27. Go to the dentist
28. Play more scrabble
29. Be happier
30. Be an ambassador for comic books
31. Watch Hellboy
32. Dress better
33. Laugh more
34. Go to the Listowel races
35. Swim in the sea
36. Save
37. Don’t do anything overtly life threatening except smoke
38. Give up the smoke
39. Start painting again
40. Get involved in pointless competition
41. Organise a “fantasy six nations”
42. Write 1 less introspective list
43. Wear shirts
44. Write a children’s book
45. Convince someone else to illustrate it
46. Write an adult fiction book (not that type of ‘adult fiction’)
47. Surf the net less
48. Unsubscribe from Usenet newsgroups
49. Write more, blog more
50. Live