So you’ve stolen too much cash? 10 ways to dispose of it.

1. Burn it in your back garden
2. Fill a duffle bag and give to a friend to hold for a while. Tell him not to peek inside.
3. Bring it to a (retired) RUC sports and social club and stick it in a locker. Tip off the PSNI.
4. Buy a holiday home in Roosky, Co.Roscommon. Only one window to replace. Going cheap.
5. Bring it to Cheltenham. Hope the bookies will take large bets.
6. Hire the worlds best spin doctor in the world to try and provide credibility to your outrageous lies.
7. Buy a rifle to go with all those bullets you have lying about.
8. Stuff it in soap boxes and take it for a drive.
9. Finance a stock brokering operation in Cork.
10. Give it back with a note saying “A Chara. Sorry, we didn’t expect to steal so much. Our bad. Is mise le meas”