The psychic division of the Man U supporters club have for a while now being prophesying the removal of Manchester United Football Club from the stock market. A quantum singularity centered around Old Trafford stadium brought flags and caps from the future boldly prophesying that the club was "not for sale". Why the supporters decided to use the extra-sensory powers in such a benign way is a mystery.
A spokesperson from the department of experimental psychology from the University of Oxford, suggested that anomaly has occurred due to the collective conscious of so many people looking toward a future event, thereby influencing it. Ordinary people may not of had the same devotion to the club and therefore could only see events as they stood and that Man United football was indeed for sale. You could have a piece just by calling your broker.
A new flag has been issued to rectify up any misunderstanding.
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