Conor needs

Deirdre over at the live journal community has an internet meme where you type "(yourname) needs" into Google and see what you get... (I presume that this was an intentional ellipse in Deirdre's post given the nature of google results).

Anyways, I went ahead and did this, with interesting results. No analysis needed, except that I am reading "Breaking open the Head" by Daniel Pinchbeck at the moment, and this sort of exercise led to a bout of introspection that I wasn't really expecting.

Conor needs your help!
Conor needs a math mentor
Conor needs to find a purpose in protecting others again
Conor needs constant supervision
Conor needs to straighten his life out
Conor needs to ensure the opposite half is long enough to compensate
Conor needs to be a bit careful when to 'stick in'
Conor needs to grow up
Conor needs to step aside
Conor needs someone to tell him "no" when he goes off the deep end with the self-centered angst
Conor needs to make a deal with Miss Wilkes and a suspicious mom
Conor needs to grow up and quit acting like such a baby
Conor needs some umph to balance that heart-on-the-sleeve, whiny emo guy thing
Conor needs to play back in the Bundesliga
Conor needs a sig and Avatar
Conor needs to know that he is supported, and as a community we need to pull together
Conor needs to take his "meds"
Conor needs someone to stick it up him occasionally
Conor needs to sound different
Conor needs to be exploited?
Conor needs love, hope, and a purpose
Conor needs an exorcism
Conor needs a woman.
Conor needs a haircut
Conor needs the money to stay in one piece.
Conor needs braces
Conor needs to buy you a car
Conor needs a life
Conor needs is a good swift kick in the pants–on a daily basis
Conor needs to invite me around when you come back
Conor needs a larger fan base
Conor needs it most
Conor needs to spend a while being intimidated by Arab Strap fans again, or to go off and do another few Desaparecidos...
Conor needs a hug and a pie
Conor needs to protect people
Conor needs the men because Milltown Malbay are supposed to be attacking all the forts in County Clare
Conor needs to stop his self-absorbed whining and get a fucking guitar strap
Conor needs a sandwich
Conor's needs come first until he is old enough to know that other people have needs and also old enough that he has wants over needs
Conor needs would be very arrogant if this were my own idea, but it's not