Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Man U Supporters Club Psychic Division

The psychic division of the Man U supporters club have for a while now being prophesying the removal of Manchester United Football Club from the stock market. A quantum singularity centered around Old Trafford stadium brought flags and caps from the future boldly prophesying that the club was "not for sale". Why the supporters decided to use the extra-sensory powers in such a benign way is a mystery.

A spokesperson from the department of experimental psychology from the University of Oxford, suggested that anomaly has occurred due to the collective conscious of so many people looking toward a future event, thereby influencing it. Ordinary people may not of had the same devotion to the club and therefore could only see events as they stood and that Man United football was indeed for sale. You could have a piece just by calling your broker.

A new flag has been issued to rectify up any misunderstanding.

Man United Flag

Friday, June 17, 2005

In the interest of balance

These are a shower of cunts as well

Bigots
Advanced Bigots
International Bigots

Today, as always, the members of The Orange Order are pledged to: "strenuously oppose the fatal errors and doctrines of the Church of Rome, and scrupulously avoid countenancing (by his presence or otherwise) any act of ceremony of Popish worship; he should by all lawful means, resist the ascendancy of that Church, its encroachments, and the extension of its powers". (Qualifications of an Orangeman)

Or the even less ecumenical

On July 12, 1996, Robert Saulters, later elected Grand Master of the Orange Order, told the Orange Order that British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, "has already sold his birthright by marrying a Romanist. He would sell his soul to the devil himself. He is not loyal to his religion. He is a turncoat."

Not surprising when you consider the following?

The Act of Settlement 1701 provides the moral and political justification for all Orange anti-Catholic bigotry in Northern Ireland. And it is a law to which the Orangemen are fiercely attached, and to which their allegiance belongs. This law forbids a Catholic from being the Monarch and if the Monarch marries a Catholic or converts to Catholicism, he/she forfeits the Crown and the people are "absolved of their allegiance".

I've said it before and I will say it again western civilisation is in decline.

And you wonder why I have no respect for the church

"A referendum to overturn parts of a restrictive Italian fertility law, adopted last year, failed as turnout, which had to be 50% for the vote to pass, was only 26%. The pope and Catholic bishops had urged Italians not to vote."

Not here's the reasons why we disagree, argue, debate, excersise your democratic rights fought for and won over hundreds of years.

No.

Don't Vote.

Fucking pathetic.
Enlightened Man.

The good times were great, I’ll never forget.
Drunk, Happy and High. No regrets.
Beaches hot, never a storm.
Women I had, such perfect form.

But in case you think it was all just a trip,
I here annotate. Bad memories slip.
First there was love, mostly a sham
A wiser man, Don’t give a damn.

Makira the first, tried to give help
But I didn’t need it; I lied to myself
He gave story with story, but I didn’t see.
That each and all; were all about me.

For a while was lost; vision impaired
But a local stranger, my course steered.
If some day that stranger is me
I’ll gladly fulfil, for Karma to see.

Teddycow in her arms, I dared not glance,
Scared the sight of her tears; yet another chance.
I sat and I cried, and all people they stared.
They marched her away, confused why I cared.

Canome with Ice, I flew Ryanair
Helicopter; Jep; Dispelled Dispair.
Orange is Som; Succulent Sweet
Dirty was Clean; Her friend I meet.

Things I knew sure, wholly and true
Have faded about me, bigotry blues.
The outside and inside are never the same
I know this now. And so glad I came.

With the best will in the world, some things break
And with a stroke of luck; a million you make.

Avoid confrontation. Its all the same.
Win or lose. Your playing a game.

Accept some answers, can never be found.
There is a god. I heard his sound.

Every day of my journey, some happy and sad,
New lessons were learnt, School’s not so bad.
So after it all, I’m back with no tan.
Doesn’t matter to me, because I’m an enlightened man.

PS : References here, are quite obscure.
I will explain, of that I'm sure.
But not right now, I need some time.
Still wrapped in my thoughts, me and mine.