Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
These jelly beans come in a variety of flavours. Some flavours are even extremely disgusting.
These Harry Potter sweets already exist and are called Revels.
Today on the train an oversized man sat beside me, making both of us uncomfortable. He wasn't fat, just bigger then an ordinary human, like he had been magnified by 20%. I sat there beside him, touching, neither of us very happy. But he can't change and he has a right to sit down. Revels are like that extra 20%, but unlike oversized train guy they can be changed. Coffee and chocolate should never be mixed into one product, surely evolution has taught us that much? Come on Cadburys! Look at the life train guy has and ditch the coffee Revels. It's not big, it's not clever. Have you even done any market research? Who likes the coffee ones? Make a list so we can put them to the sword. Freaks! They probably liked Richard Linklater's "Before sunrise" as well. Isn't there some kind of test we can administer to prevent this sort of thing? Or is that your plan? If so, it is not fair on the rest of us.
I am not a crank,
Yours etc.,"
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