Last night a 19-year old girl got mauled by a Tiger in Dublin Zoo after climbing over a six foot fence while drunk and sticking her arm in their cage.
I have written a response for Dublin Zoo in the event of litigation:
"The Monkeys aren't that stupid,
The Tapirs aren't that thick,
The Toucans wouldn't be so simple-minded,
The Owls are much more quick.
The Lemurs aren't so short-sighted,
The Gibbons aren't so slow,
The Rhinos can't believe their eyes,
The Lions watched the show.
The Meerkats aren't so senseless,
Nor the Otters so indiscreet,
The Elephants aren't so mindless,
The Ostriches would retreat.
The Penguins aren't so witless,
The Ducks aren't such schmucks,
The Fox wouldn't be so foolish,
The Tiger can't believe his luck.
Climb into the tigers cage,
The keepers will raise the alarm,
When you play with Tigers,
You're lucky only to lose an arm."
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