Wednesday, October 29, 2008

MPG


Hey! Look at this. My body gets 42mpg.

42 miles per gallon

Created by The Car Connection

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Thursday, October 16, 2008

twentylbaversary

To celebrate losing 20lbs, and to really bore the tits off everybody, here is a list of all the exercise I did to lose the weight.

Weight lost: 9.5kg (21lbs)
Time: 124 days. (4 months)
Total Calories burnt: 32534 Kcal
Total Combined Distance: 441.76km (275miles)


DATEACTIVITYDISTANCECALORIES
16/10/2008Swim - Laps Laps / Swimming Pool 1.00 km.571
16/10/2008Swim - TI Drills Pool Games / Lessons 0.00 km.490
16/10/2008Gym - Weights Weights - Upper Body 0.00 km.245
16/10/2008Gym - Abs Class - Abs 0.00 km.119
15/10/2008Gym - Running Cardio - Treadmill 5.75 km.600
14/10/2008Gym - Weights Weights - Upper Body 0.00 km.245
14/10/2008Gym - Abs Class - Abs 0.00 km.144
12/10/2008TI Lessons Pool Games / Lessons 0.75 km.1,000
11/10/2008TI Drills Pool Games / Lessons 0.75 km.1,000
10/10/2008Gym - Weights Weights - Upper Body 0.00 km.246
10/10/2008Gym - Run Cardio - Treadmill 2.20 km.220
09/10/2008Gym - Rowing Cardio - Rowing Machine 3.00 km.180
09/10/2008Gym - Running Cardio - Treadmill 3.00 km.300
09/10/2008Swim Laps / Swimming Pool 0.80 km.287
07/10/2008Gym - Bike Cardio - Bike 5.00 km.115
07/10/2008Abs Class Class - Abs 0.00 km.120
07/10/2008Swim Laps / Swimming Pool 0.50 km.193
07/10/2008Gym - Rowing Cardio - Rowing Machine 2.20 km.150
07/10/2008Gym Cardio - Treadmill 3.00 km.300
06/10/2008Gym- Weights Weights - Upper Body 0.00 km.165
06/10/2008Gym - Run Cardio - Treadmill 3.00 km.300
03/10/2008Gym -Weights Weights - Upper Body 0.00 km.165
03/10/2008Gym - Run Cardio - Treadmill 1.70 km.170
02/10/2008Swim - TI Drills Recovery and Form 0.00 km.200
02/10/2008Gym - Elliptical Cardio - Elliptical 0.70 km.173
02/10/2008Gym - Rowing Cardio - Rowing Machine 2.20 km.137
02/10/2008Abs Class Class - Abs 0.00 km.121
30/09/2008Swim Laps / Swimming Pool 0.60 km.193
28/09/2008Long Run Long Run 221.07 km.1,901
27/09/2008River Run Quick Run 5.34 km.488
25/09/2008Swim Open Water 0.00 km.125
25/09/2008Class - Abs Class - Abs 0.00 km.146
25/09/2008Gym - Rowing Cardio - Rowing Machine 3.00 km.180
25/09/2008Gym Cardio - Treadmill 3.00 km.300
23/09/2008Abs Class Class - Abs 0.00 km.121
23/09/2008Swim Laps / Swimming Pool 0.80 km.291
23/09/2008Gym Cardio - Treadmill 4.20 km.450
20/09/2008Cycle Road Cycling - Easy Training Ride 223.08 km.776
19/09/2008Gym Cardio - Treadmill 5.25 km.550
19/09/2008Swim Laps / Swimming Pool 1.12 km.388
17/09/2008Gym Cardio - Treadmill 5.10 km.565
16/09/2008Swim Laps / Swimming Pool 0.80 km.292
16/09/2008Gym Cardio - Treadmill 4.00 km.465
15/09/2008Gym Cardio - Treadmill 5.00 km.600
15/09/2008Gym Cardio - Bike 5.00 km.100
12/09/2008Swim+ Laps / Swimming Pool 0.60 km.292
12/09/2008Gym Cardio - Treadmill 4.00 km.460
11/09/2008Swim Laps / Swimming Pool 0.70 km.438
11/09/2008Gym Cardio - Treadmill 3.00 km.315
11/09/2008Gym Cardio - Bike 5.00 km.97
09/09/2008Swim Laps / Swimming Pool 0.60 km.438
06/09/2008Swim Laps / Swimming Pool 0.40 km.195
06/09/2008Gym Cardio - Treadmill 3.00 km.250
20/08/2008Gym Cardio - Treadmill 5.15 km.600
18/08/2008Gym Cardio - Treadmill 2.85 km.345
18/08/2008Gym Cardio - Rowing Machine 2.25 km.136
18/08/2008Gym Cardio - Elliptical 1.00 km.185
15/08/2008Gym Cardio - Elliptical 1.00 km.250
15/08/2008Gym Cardio - Treadmill 2.10 km.240
15/08/2008Gym Cardio - Rowing Machine 1.50 km.90
13/08/2008Gym Cardio - Treadmill 1.25 km.145
13/08/2008Gym Cardio - Rowing Machine 1.50 km.90
13/08/2008Gym Cardio - Elliptical 1.20 km.275
12/08/2008Gym Cardio - Elliptical 1.00 km.235
12/08/2008gym Cardio - Rowing Machine 3.00 km.166
11/08/2008Gym Cardio - Rowing Machine 2.00 km.120
11/08/2008Gym Cardio - Elliptical 2.00 km.300
10/08/2008Cycle - Celbridge - Leixlip Road Cycling - Light Intensity18.43 km.669
08/08/2008gym Cardio - Rowing Machine 3.00 km.170
08/08/2008gym Cardio - Elliptical 2.50 km.480
07/08/2008gym Cardio - Rowing Machine 2.20 km.120
07/08/2008gym Cardio - Elliptical 2.50 km.475
06/08/2008Gym Cardio - Elliptical 2.50 km.450
05/08/2008Gym Cardio - Elliptical 2.50 km.400
04/08/2008Ride - Castletown - Leixlip - Maynooth Road Cycling - Medium Intensity20.04 km.676
02/08/2008Cycle Road Cycling - Medium Intensity18.92 km.508
01/08/2008Cardio - Rowing Machine Cardio - Rowing Machine 1.00 km.63
01/08/2008Gym Cardio - Elliptical 2.00 km.282
31/07/2008Swim Laps / Swimming Pool 0.28 km.151
31/07/2008Gym Cardio - Rowing Machine 0.00 km.130
31/07/2008gym Cardio - Elliptical 1.20 km.231
30/07/2008Gym Cardio - Bike 5.00 km.101
30/07/2008Gym Cardio - Elliptical 2.00 km.231
29/07/2008Gym Cardio - Cross Trainer/Bike 1.20 km.173
27/07/2008Dundrudian - Marble - The Bumps - Small Route Road Cycling - Moderate Hills 7.89 km.226
26/07/2008Dundrudian - Tramore Road Cycling - Moderate Hills17.90 km.451
25/07/2008Donegal Cycle Road Cycling - Moderate Hills10.17 km.339
23/07/2008Swim Laps / Swimming Pool 0.28 km.202
22/07/2008cycle work Road Cycling - Light Intensity 6.03 km.216
22/07/2008Cycle Home Road Cycling - Light Intensity 5.53 km.173
22/07/2008swim Laps / Swimming Pool 0.20 km.101
22/07/2008Gym Cardio - Elliptical 0.70 km.115
21/07/2008Cycle Home Road Cycling - Light Intensity 5.53 km.173
21/07/2008Swin Laps / Swimming Pool 0.40 km.202
21/07/2008Home - Train Road Cycling - Light Intensity 6.03 km.173
20/07/2008Cycle - Boardwalk Road Cycling - Light Intensity17.60 km.519
18/07/2008Laps / Swimming Pool Laps / Swimming Pool 0.00 km.303
17/07/2008Cardio - Bike Cardio - Bike 5.00 km.101
17/07/2008Gym Induction Cardio - Cross Trainer/Bike 1.00 km.115
15/07/2008Laps / Swimming Pool Laps / Swimming Pool 0.30 km.202
14/07/2008Laps / Swimming Pool Laps / Swimming Pool 0.30 km.202
11/07/2008Laps / Swimming Pool Laps / Swimming Pool 0.40 km.202
07/07/2008Softball Softball 2.00 km.866
07/07/2008Laps / Swimming Pool Laps / Swimming Pool 0.40 km.202
03/07/2008Laps / Swimming Pool Laps / Swimming Pool 0.70 km.303
02/07/2008cycle Road Cycling - Easy Training Ride 5.53 km.173
02/07/2008cycle Road Cycling - Easy Training Ride 6.03 km.173
01/07/2008Home Road Cycling - Easy Training Ride 5.53 km.173
01/07/2008Cycle Train Road Cycling - Easy Training Ride 6.03 km.173
29/06/2008Intel - Carton Road Cycling - Easy Training Ride12.63 km.389
27/06/2008Swim Laps / Swimming Pool 0.50 km.202
26/06/2008Train - Home Road Cycling - Easy Training Ride 5.53 km.173
26/06/2008Home - Train Station Road Cycling - Easy Training Ride 6.03 km.173
26/06/2008Swim Laps / Swimming Pool 0.50 km.202
25/06/2008Swim Laps / Swimming Pool 0.50 km.202
25/06/2008Train Station - Home Commute 5.53 km.173
25/06/2008Home - Train Station Commute 9.70 km.345
19/06/2008Train - Home Road Cycling - Easy Training Ride 5.53 km.173
19/06/2008Home - Train Station Road Cycling - Easy Training Ride 6.03 km.173
19/06/2008swim Laps / Swimming Pool 0.50 km.202
18/06/2008Swim Laps / Swimming Pool 0.50 km.202
17/06/2008Train - Home Road Cycling - Easy Training Ride 5.53 km.173
17/06/2008Home - Train Station Road Cycling - Easy Training Ride 6.03 km.173
17/06/2008Swim Laps / Swimming Pool 0.40 km.194
14/06/2008Train - Home Road Cycling - Easy Training Ride 5.53 km.173
14/06/2008Train - Home Road Cycling - Easy Training Ride 6.03 km.173

Moo Last


Going to remove all the running and training stuff to different team blogs around the place. But before I do, here is a photo of me finishing the 1/2 Marathon. Notice the relief on my gob.

He looks happy

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Hello Stranger, My Best Friend

Hi,

Nice to meet you. You're at this thing too, huh? Who do you know? Ah, you're her husband. You don't know anyone either? Aha! It appears that you have all the qualifications to be: MY BEST FRIEND FOR THE EVENING.

Let's bond through the medium of Jägerbombs. You want to drink Crème de Menthe mixed with Baileys? Anything for you buddy, the night is young and we are, of course, the best of friends. Let's try some Sambucca.

I have given you your assassin name: "The Chiropractor." I shall refer to you by this for the rest of the evening.

We start to share strangly intimate details. That's ok. We're friends forever. Let's dance. Golly! You can really move. If I wasn't married and a little bit more gay, you'd be the guy for me.

You know, I think our lady wives are really impressed with our behaviour. Look at the way they are looking at us. I think that's called "eye-fucking." I am really lucky to have a best friend like you. Man these whiskey-shooters are good. Perhaps they'd taste better in a pint of guinness.

It's three thirty ay em and we have started discussing homoerotic action thrillers. I too think that Jason Statham has never appeared in a bad movie. Its a pity that Josh Hartnett isn't in more films.

Someone is taking photos? Huddle up, buddy! We'll want to capture this moment and remember it for the rest of our lives.

Sadly True
The Sydney Morning Herald published a hilarious list of the 100 best books of all time. Just look at the list! A popular vote, obviously. What I have read marked in blue. Australians must really love badly written thrillers (I know Matt Reilly is Australian but come on folks, best books of all time? Really?) and 'inspirational' lit. Still, being a man I am genentically predisposed to liking lists and I have marked in red what I probably will read now, or what I have on my shelf to read. If I am wrong, please, please tell me not to bother.

1 Harry Potter series - J.K. Rowling
2 Twilight - Stephenie Meyer
3 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
4 The Obernewtyn Chronicles - Isobelle Carmody
5 My Sister's Keeper - Jodi Picoult
6 To Kill A Mockingbird - Harper Lee
7 The Book Thief - Markus Zusak
8 Breath - Tim Winton
9 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
10 Break No Bones - Kathy Reichs
11 The Power Of One - Bryce Courtenay
12 Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
13 Magician - Raymond E. Feist
14 The Bronze Horseman - Paullina Simons
15 Mao's Last Dancer - Li Cunxin
16 Memoirs Of A Geisha - Arthur Golden
17 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
18 Cross - James Patterson
19 Persuasion - Jane Austen
20 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
21 The Time Traveler's Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
22 The Secret - Rhonda Byrne
23 Marley and Me - John Grogan
24 Antony and Cleopatra - Colleen McCullough
25 April Fools Day - Bryce Courtney
26 North & South - Elizabeth Gaskell
27 In My Skin - Kate Holden
28 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
29 A Thousand Splendid Suns - Khaled Hosseini
30 The Other Boleyn Girl - Phillipa Gregory
31 Nineteen Minutes - Jodi Picoult
32 Atonement - Ian McEwan
33 Shantaram Gregory - David Roberts
34 Pillars Of The Earth - Ken Follett
35 The Pact - Jodi Picoult
36 Ice Station - Matthew Reilly
37 Cloudstreet - Tim Winton
38 Jessica - Bryce Courtenay
39 A New Earth - Eckhart Tolle
40 The Princess Bride - William Goldman
41 Running With Scissors - Augusten Burroughs
42 Anybody Out There? - Marian Keyes
43 Life Of Pi - Yann Martel
44 Seven Ancient Wonders - Matthew Reilly
45 People Of The Book - Geraldine Brooks
46 Six Sacred Stones - Matthew Reilly
47 Memory Keeper's Daughter - Kim Edwards
48 Brother Odd - Dean Koontz
49 Tully - Paullina Simons
50 Tuesdays with Morrie - Mitch Albom
51 The Catcher in the Rye - J.D Salinger
52 Eragon - Christopher Paolini
53 Eat, Pray, Love - Elizabeth Gilbert
54 It's Not About The Bike - Lance Armstrong
55 A Tale of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
56 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
57 The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho
58 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
59 A Fortunate Life - A.B. Facey
60 The Mists of Avalon - Marion Zimmer Bradley
61 The Notebook -Nicholas Sparks
62 Water For Elephants - Sara Gruen
63 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
64 The Host - Stephenie Meyer
65 Dirt Music - Tim Winton
66 Eldest - Christopher Paolini
67 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
68 It - Stephen King
69 World Without End - Ken Follett
70 Emma - Jane Austen
71 Temple - Matthew Reilly
72 Little Women - Alcott Louisa May
73 Lean Mean Thirteen - Janet Evanovich
74 Scarecrow - Matthew Reilly
75 American Gods - Neil Gaiman
76 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
77 P.S, I Love You - Cecelia Ahern
78 All That Remains - Patricia Cornwell
79 The Last Lecture - Randy Pausch
80 Past Secrets - Cathy Kelly
81 The Persimmon Tree - Bryce Courtenay
82 Husband - Dean Koontz
83 Plain Truth - Jodi Picoult
84 Wicked - Gregory Maguire
85 Spot Of Bother - Mark Haddon
86 Always And Forever - Cathy Kelly
87 The Road - Cormac McCarthy
88 Cents & Sensibility - Maggie Alderson
89 Me Talk Pretty One Day - David Sedaris
90 The Shifting Fog - Kate Morton
91 We Need To Talk About Kevin - Lionel Shriver
92 Everyone Worth Knowing - Lauren Weisberger
93 Hour Game - David Baldacci
94 Darkly Dreaming Dexter - Jeff Lindsay
95 The Woods - Harlan Coben
96 Half of a Yellow Sun - Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
97 Middlesex - Jeffrey Eugenides
98 Scar Tissue - Anthony Kiedis
99 Infidel - Ayaan Hirsi Ali
100 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Physical Therapy

As part of the swimming I went to a physical therapist (N.B not physiotherapist, different discipline - no machines, all manipulation). Having never been to one before, I found him an interesting professional guy and he told me some stuff I didn't know about myself and that I am going to mangle into idiot speak here.

  • I have flat feet. I should start wearing insoles
  • My arm flexibility is lousy
  • My shoulders are slightly rounded, but not so bad
  • My knees have some wear and tear, nothing too traumatic
  • My leg flexibility is good
  • Minimum for any stretch is 30 seconds. Nothing less
  • No neck, back, spine issues to report

    Now, to contradict what I said above, when I first started training I gave myself a back injury. Very sore then, not sore now (niggles occasionally when I oversleep). Never did anything about it, it got better and doesn't stop me training. Told this guy, he wasn't worried. He poked around till he found it (Here? No. Here? No. Here? ARRRRRGHHHH). He still wasn't worried, something (not the term he used) isn't rotating properly (not spine?) causing the muscle to spasm. A soft tissue massage and nightly stretches will have me sorted out in no time.

    This is excellent stuff. What a great guy, remind me to seek out a physical therapist when I have a problem in the future.

    Final bill of health?
    Looking good CM. Looking good.
  • Wednesday, October 01, 2008

    Before


    Here is a nice happy picture of a fit looking husband and wife team.
    looking good there, fellahs
    Post-run photos when I have them.