Store Bags.

Recently I have noticed women walking around town using store bags instead or in place of handbags. Two of the more prevalent are La Senza & Myla. Now for folks that don't know, these are both lingerie stores, albeit from different ends of the market.

Yep, you'll get noticed. Presumably that's the point.

A La Senza bag says: "I like dirty, cheap, nasty underwear. And thrush."

A Myla bag says: "I like dirty, expensive, tasty underwear."

BTW, I am more bemused than disapproving. I am going to start carring a couple of bags around myself.

A Jockey bag says: "I like tighty whities, Beckham wears them now so that makes it OK, but I'm probably married all the same."

A Calvin Klien bag says: "I spend too much on underwear, but these are sexy, yes? Is this 1995?"

I can make it work, right?