More Metro Copy editing

So the bag thing in the metro really kicked off. Not sure I approve of Metro's copy editing process though.

A couple of people replied to my first letter, I especially liked this guy's response:

"Conor, I get the Dart from Dún Laoghaire to Tara Street at 10.26am. I am 5' 11in with dark hair and wear a suit with a dark grey overcoat, and yes, if there are empty seats, I will put my bag beside me. So, if you see me, maybe you would like to ask me to move it? No? I didn't think so."

Now, who knows what his original email was like? I imagine, his point is that he is a man, not a woman so I wouldn't ask him to move his bag because I only harass women. So, his letter to the Metro was probably originally more like this:

"Conor, I get the Dart from Dún Laoghaire to Tara Street at 10.26am. I am 5' 11in man with dark hair and wear a suit with a dark grey overcoat, and yes, if there are empty seats, I will put my bag beside me. So, if you see me, maybe you would like to ask me to move it? No? I didn't think so."

The man is important because it changes the tone and makes a point about me being a scary pervert. Instead he comes across as a loon who thinks 5' 11" dudes in suits are scary.

So, I wrote a letter back, which Metro published as:

"Shane, I am 30+, 6ft, Brown hair, GSOH. Not sure if your letter was a threat or a promise, but if I start taking the train at 10.30, could you move your bag for me? It could lead to fun, friendship or possibly more."

But what I wrote was:

"Shane, I am 30+, 6' 0", Brown hair, Hirsute, GSOH. Not sure if your letter was a threat or a promise, but if I lose my job and start taking the train at 10.30, could you move your bag for me? It could lead to fun, friendship or possibly more..."

So they kept the gay and removed the funny. Which is fine, if a little pointless. Poor Shane will think some dude is trying to pick him up everytime he is asked to move his bag.

London

Hey.

Here I am usinng the Iinternett onn the TV inn my hotel roomm. Iits a little roppey. IIN FACT ITS RUBBISH> WHEREE DID THESE CAPS COME FROM?/ huhh?/ theree they go.

It won't catch on.

Couurse is goiing well, the air conditioning is knacked thouugh makes it alittle uncomfortable however.

went out with Dave last niight, and due to a Londonn cabbies peculiar sense of Homouur ended up inn a gay bar. Moved on fromm theree to an irish bar, wherre my drink got nicked. odd niight.

Thatts it for noow. Going to poost a piic of my hotel room just to provee the poower of moodern teechnology.

Internet onn Hotel tvs sucks.