Monday, July 12, 2004

Introducing the Not-so-Smiley Smilies

In a constant effort to make the blog a more interactive experience to you the reader, I have developed and implemented a new range of serial-killer smilies. Now you can really express yourself when leaving a comment. Why have Angry Smiley when you can have Hitler Smiley? Why have confused smiley when you can have Manson Smiley?

The range:

  The Manson Smiley
Feeling confused or angry about what is being said? Need to lash out? Misunderstood? Express yourself with Manson!

  The Hitler Smiley
Post a little too liberal? Don’t like to pander to blacks and homos? Think that we are appealing to Jewish community? Vote Sinn Fein? Choose Hitler, and let your views be known!

  The Osama Smiley
Think the writer is an infidel? Too pro-yankee? Feel aggrieved at the dichotomy of the world religions? Comment on the decline of the west with this cheerful little smiley!

  The Jack the Ripper Smiley
Tired of all the incessant prattling? Feel the content needs to be cleaned up? Need to take matters into your own hands? Looking for a return to Victorian values? Jack the Ripper is the man for you!

  The Shipman Smiley
When enough is enough, and you can’t see us continuing with our tireless blogging, choose the Shipman. The Shipman says “enough is enough, lets end this!”

Making commenting fun.

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