Everyone is a little bit Irish, except, of course, for the gays and the Italians

All this drinking, violence, destruction of property...
are these the things that we think of when we think of the Irish?

The day after St.Patrick's Day. Nice.

Gardaí from Store Street in Dublin said they arrested 70 people yesterday and that this was much higher than normal. Most were for minor offences.

Man held over Galway city stabbing
A 17-year-old is in a critical but stable condition in hospital after being stabbed in Galway city last night.

18 held over disorderly behaviour in Belfast
Police say 18 people were arrested yesterday and overnight in Belfast for disorderly behaviour in the university area of the city.

Limerick city, 52 people were arrested overall with seven taken into custody after a fight broke out at a bar in the city centre.

Gardaí and the ambulance service were also called to break up a fight between around 25 people on an evening train.
Two trains had to be taken out of service after windows were smashed.

Two in hospital after Dublin knife attack
Two people were taken to hospital following a knife attack in Artane in north Dublin last night.