Male Heterosexual Eurovision Fan Society

Got a nasty problem?

Nobody understands?

Join the Male Heterosexual Eurovision Fan Society for only €29.99.



What do I get?

• A card validating your Heterosexual right to watch and enjoy the Eurovision song contest (complete with hologram of Johnny Logan)
• A welcome pack, detailing past Eurovision highlights. Complete with “Chris Doran was robbed (Nice Change!)” 100% XXL Nylon T-Shirt
• Access to the support network
• A signed photograph of Johnny Logan
• An audience with Dana about the dangers of birth control
• Tickets to the next Eurovision (not including flights)
• A signed apology from Dave Fanning for allowing the deliverance twins to win You’re a star
• The respect of your 4 peers