Injury Report

Cuts and bruises. Falling from Moto Bike while in Siem Riep. Doctors say "Will recover".

2nd degree sunburn in Vietnam. Disgusting scabs covering nine inches around ankle. Limping for 10 days. Doctors say "Ha Ha, Stooopid"

Series of cuts and bruises. Suspect mystery falling down incident while in Alice Springs, cause unknown. Doctors say "Serves you right"

Bloody cut on forehead. Getting smacked on rock while white water rafting. Doctors say "Absense of brain makes any brain damage unlikely"