Why I can't hate the English Football team

In the interest of balance

a) Sol Campbell is a fantasic defender. I'd buy him.
b) The hype is not their fault. You well never hear an english commentator say 'England are decidedly average'. Which they are.
c) Penalty shoot-outs.
d) Bobby Moore.
e) The players are not the fans. Well ok Terry Butcher was aptly named.