Friday, October 15, 2004

Mark's guide to drink....and drinking

- happy-happy joy juice




It's not normal! strong dutch beer ... no wonder they were to incapacitated to fight Hitler. Remeber this is the country with very liberal drugs culture .. no wonder... you try drinking eight pints ..everything goes dark,except for the bright light, oh yeah and dont forget the voices.

ABV Doesnt matter, radioactive and possibly pschoactive

- wife beater



beloved of english football hooligans - a few pints goes down v well after a cooked breakfast (roma cafe leyton). Gets its name from the rise in domestic violence recorded in the uk after it went on sale .Allegedly.

ABV 5.2%

- ashtray lager



When there is nothing else available drink this - tastes the same in every bar in the world - may as well be drinking from an ashtray.

ABV 4.5% approx

- fighting irish beer



Bizzarely seen in London as the basis for 'fighting irish' stories. Low alcohol pct but other side effects recorded include;

Melancholy
Hatred of the english
Christy Moore

ABV 4%

- something for the ladies



Nuff said - if you drink this you probably are a lady - personally I prefer a good Montrachet.

ABV 12-15% - and who said girls can't drink?

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