Here's a simple rule to live life by ...

Never .. Ever .. join any club with "Tequila" in the title ...

"What?" I hear you say ...

Well for example, if you're invited to join the "Tequila buddies drinking club", I heartily recommend that you take a moment or two for quite reflection. Ask youself whether this sounds like the sort of organisation which will aid your cultural growth and help you to become a more rounded individual. Or instead, if perhaps this sounds like a subversive cult, hell bent on the destruction of livers, brain cells and human dignity.

I can understand that some people might feel unconfortable relying on their own judgement calls to distinguish between these different groups. And thats why I suggest, you just don't take the chance. Apply the simple rule. If there's Tequila in the title. Just Don't do it.

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