Thursday, February 05, 2004

PharmaCo - Part 3. It’s vitamins, see?

Dear large pharmaceutical company,

Me again. I see you were back in Tara Street this morning. This time you were pimping a popular vitamin supplement, marketed in the form of a sucky-sweet. Going after the children’s market? At least this time you weren’t actually passing the product out, just the brightly coloured literature in easy to understand language.

You took two of my prior suggestions on board, thank you. We now have two beauties in orange windcheaters hawking your product instead of an ugly guy giving it out for free. A step in the right direction. Why don’t you take a further step, and keep your irresponsible shit away from our train stations?

I presume it was you (or the other large pharmaceutical company) that is forcing the closing down all the alternative medicine companies in Ireland. You’ve won the war, don’t over compensate, stop fighting. Fuck off home.

I am not a crank,

Yours etc.,

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